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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 29.06.2025 02:20

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Everyone loved it.

For an unpublished short story writer, what magazines or online publications offer the best chance of being recognized?

Nuts and Butts

No go.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

How Moderna Went From Pandemic Hero to Vaccine Victim - WSJ

So they tried

Still no good.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

16 billion passwords leaked across Apple, Google, more: What to know and how to protect yourself - ZDNet

share office space ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What is your first experience having sex with older men?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Freaks and Cheeks

Do you have any controversial and unpopular K-pop opinions?

Loons and Moons

No, not a chance

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What is the difference between sales incentives and sales promotions?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good

Here's The Top 10 Most Expensive Pokémon Cards in Destined Rivals - IGN

So, the docs changed it to read

Minds and Behinds

Next, they tried...

Analysts revamp forecast for Nvidia-backed AI stock - TheStreet

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

'The Life of Chuck' might leave you brushing away tears — or scratching your head - NPR

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Then came..

Thumbs down again.

1 Nutrient You're Likely Not Eating Enough of on a High-Protein Diet - TODAY.com

Just Forget it!

No way

Another attempt resulted in ...

How do I convince flat earthers that the earth is round?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

They put up a sign reading

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Big Tech Is Back in S&P 500 Driver’s Seat as Profit Engines Hum - Bloomberg