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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 02:20

Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Everyone loved it.
Nuts and Butts
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
How Moderna Went From Pandemic Hero to Vaccine Victim - WSJ
So they tried
Still no good.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What is your first experience having sex with older men?
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Freaks and Cheeks
Do you have any controversial and unpopular K-pop opinions?
Loons and Moons
No, not a chance
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What is the difference between sales incentives and sales promotions?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
Here's The Top 10 Most Expensive Pokémon Cards in Destined Rivals - IGN
So, the docs changed it to read
Minds and Behinds
Next, they tried...
Analysts revamp forecast for Nvidia-backed AI stock - TheStreet
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
'The Life of Chuck' might leave you brushing away tears — or scratching your head - NPR
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Then came..
Thumbs down again.
1 Nutrient You're Likely Not Eating Enough of on a High-Protein Diet - TODAY.com
Just Forget it!
No way
Another attempt resulted in ...
How do I convince flat earthers that the earth is round?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
They put up a sign reading
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Big Tech Is Back in S&P 500 Driver’s Seat as Profit Engines Hum - Bloomberg